Category Archives: Wines
2009 Oktopus Syrah
We wanted a wine that could be drank right out of the bottle, so we made a softer syrah that didn’t mingle too long on the palate, but was pleasant while it visited. 750 ml 14% alc. by vol. Order 2009 Oktopus Syrah Single Bottle @ $18.00 Case @ $180.00 Qty:
2009 Fat Men Merlot
Not your typical merlot! This spicy and bold merlot weighs heavier on the palate than most traditional, American merlots and proves that this grape is not just f#$%*ng merlot! Made with Certified Organic Grapes 750 ml 14% alc. by vol. Order 2009 Fat Men Merlot Single Bottle @ $18.00 Case @ $180.00 Qty:
2010 Unicorn Blush Rosé
For our dry (not sweet) rosé, click here. Our already fabulous Dry Pink Unicorn Rosé is blended with Della’s Ghost to create a sweet yet still acidic summer blush. 750 ml 12% alc. by vol. Order 2010 Unicorn Bulsh Rosé Single Bottle @ $17.00 Case @ $170.00 Qty:
2010 Unicorn Dry Rosé
For our sweet, blushed rosé, please click here. With 0% residual sugar, this is a traditional, French dry rosé. Pairs nicely with warm weather and magical situations. Made with real unicorns 750 ml 12.5% alc by vol. Order 2010 Unicorn Dry Rosé Single Bottle @ $17.00 Case @ $170.00 Qty:
2010 Della’s Ghost
A semi-sweet riesling with enough natural fruit acid to finish clean on the palate. Perfect for the hot weather. Serve chilled. 750 ml 12% Sugar Order 2010 Della's Ghost Single Bottle @ $15.00 Case @ $150.00 Qty:

